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There's a Mexican, an Italian, and a Redneck working on the top of a building for a construction company. During their lunch break, the Mexican opens up his lunch and finds tacos inside (which he gets every day). He says, "If my wife gives me tacos for lunch one more time, I'm going to jump off this building." Then, the Italian opens his lunch and finds lasagna inside (which he gets everyday). He says, "If my wife gives me lasagna for lunch one more time, I'm going to kill myself." Then, the Redneck opens his lunch and finds a bologna sandwich inside (which he gets everyday). He says, "If I get a bologna sandwich in my lunch one more time, I'm going to jump off this building." Well, the next day for lunch, the Mexican gets tacos, the Italian gets lasagna, and the Redneck gets a bologna sandwich. They all jump off the roof. At their funerals, the Mexican's wife says, "O, why didn't he tell me he didn't want tacos. I wouldn't have made them." The Italian's wife says "O, why didn't he tell me he didn't want lasagna. I wouldn't have made it." Then, everybody turns to look at the Redneck's wife. She says, "Hey, don't look at me!! He fixed his own lunch!!"
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